Mustafa had thought he was on his way to fame and fortune and possibly the Oprah Winfrey show after publishing his book but saw his hopes dashed when a Spanish court sentenced him to prison for provoking violence. The book had instructed Muslim men on the proper methods of beating their wives without leaving bruises.

In an effort to fight childhood obesity some elementary schools in Minnesota have removed desks from classrooms and are now eliminating books as well. The idea behind the experiment is that by shedding desks students would be able to shed a few pounds as well. As for why the schools are also eliminating books, Dr. James Levine a researcher at the Mayo Clinic stated, “I have no idea.”

I was at a park during my lunch break the other day eating a fistful of greasy cow meat prepared by somebody who may or may not have washed his hands after his last visit to the toilet and I was happy because I was alone. A moment later a woman showed up with her dog.

According to neighbors, Wayne Holsum's wife purchased the cat hoping that her husband - who suffers from severe cat dander allergies - would hate the animal and become stupid and angry. Her alleged scheme worked - Mr. Holsum became angry and shortly thereafter became stupid.

No one in Dallas expected two graduating seniors to be arrested for serving marijuana laced brownies to the Lake Highlands High School teacher staff. So it comes as quite a shock to report that one of the teachers poisoned by the THC containing brownies, has recently been arrested for possession of cannabis.

NABLUS, West Bank - Israeli troops killed the world renown Bobo the clown in an air strike Sunday against a Palestinian home where he was entertaining a group of Arab children. The attack has left experts on Middle Eastern affairs completely baffled. The question they and everyone else has been asking is why Bobo the clown, and why now?

A new study for the British Medical Journal revealed that breast feeding does not boost a person's IQ. The findings did not disclaim other benefits from breast feeding such as lowered blood pressure and decreased flatulence

"He answered the call like a Pat out of Hell," confirmed a nearby witness after accepting a donation for a "bus ride."

LOS ANGELES (Whacked Planet) – While restaurants and grocery stores across America are pulling spinach from the shelves in lieu of an E. Coli contamination, friends and family members of the beloved Popeye the Sailorman are asking for the public’s assistance in locating him.

ISLAMABAD Turkey (WP) – Barely a moment had passed before angry Muslims across the Middle East took to the streets after the Pope quoted a14th-century Byzantine emperor who had made disparaging remarks towards Islam. Later reports indicated that riots and killing actually erupted after only the first word of the Pope’s speech.